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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming that I am a prime minister.
Doctor: No problem. Take these pills everyday.
Rahul Gandhi: What will happen? Will I be become prime minister then?
Doctor: No! You will become normal!
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Sonia Gandhi aur dusre party ke politicians ek celebrity party mein gaye the. Wahan achanak batti gul hogayi. Andhere mein kya kare, isliye sab log jokes jokes khelne lage. Bari bari se sab log joke sunane lage. Ab Sonia ki bari aagayi.
Sonia: Kya sunau.. kya sunau? Haan. My son Rahul is smarter even than Albert Einstein.
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What does Manmohan Singh do when he gets angry?
a, Chup rehte hai
b, Chup rehte hai
c, Chup rehte hai
d, Chup rehte hai
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Pakistan ko gussa aata hai to woh 'blast' karwata hai.
Israel ko gussa aata hai to woh 'attack' karta hai.
USA ko gussa aata hai to woh 'war' declare karta hai.
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India ko gussa aata hai to woh 'chetawani' deta hai!
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Election ke din Sonia Gandhi ne Rahul se kaha ki beta vote dekar aana aur dhyan rakhna ki 'apne' party ka hi button dabana. Rahul khush hokar vote dene ke liye jata hai. Thodi der baar woh mayus chehra lekar wapis aata hai.
Sonia: Tumhare chehre ko kya hua? Vote diya kya?
Rahul: Arre mom, maine kitni der dhundha lekin voting machine par 'apne' naam ka koi button hi nahin mila!
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Sonia Gandhi ka Hindi bhasha ka agyan to sab logo ko pata hi hai.
English mein hindi likhkar unko kaagaz diya jata hai aur sonia usse padhkar sunati hai. Ek deen sonia kaagaz padhkar hazaro logo ke saamne bhashan de rahi thi.
Sonia: Aap itne kadi dhoop mein khade ho aur mera bhashan sun rahe ho.
Asal mein to bahar barish ho rahi thi!
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Rahul Gandhi aur Sonia ek baar 'zoo' dekhne gaye. Waha tarah tarah ke jaanwar the. Rahul ne camera nikala aur janwaron ke photo khinchne laga.
Rahul: Mama, lagta hai camera kharab hogaya.
Sonia: Lekin kaise?
Rahul: Dekhona, is jaanwar ke maine kitne sare photo nikale, magar sabhi ke sabhi photo black and white hi aa rahe hai. Ek bhi color nahin.
Sonia: Kya karu mere bete ka...... arre woh zebra hai zebra.
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Rahul Gandhi ek baar mental hospital ko visit dene ke liye agra gaya. Usne dekha to waha tarah tarah ke pagal bhare hue the. Achanak se ek pagal rahul ke piche bhagne laga. Rahul darr gaya aur jor se bhagne laga. Pagal uska aur tez se picha karne laga. Rahul aage aur pagal piche yeh dekhkar mental hospital ke doctor bhi bhagne lage. Bhagte bhagte rahul thak gaya aur uska speed kam hogaya. Tabhi woh pagal bhaga hua chala aya aur.. aur......aur usne rahul ko touch kiya aur kaha 'out'...ab pakdo!
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Banjo mein aur politician mein kya fark hai?
Ans: Fark to nahin pata lekin hamein banjo se jyada politician ki bajane mein maza aata hai!
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Sonia Gandhi ek baar Tihar jail visit karne gayi. Sonia ko hindi bhasha nahin aati isliye unko kisine ek chitthi mein hindi bhashan english writing mein likh kar diya.
Sonia ne jaise hi bhashan ko shuruat ki, sab kaidi log jor jor se hasne lage. Usne aise kya kaha?
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Sonia ne kaha tha: Deviyon aur sajjjano !!
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