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What is the range of the Rahul Gandhi's vision about India?
Ans: 1 meter.
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Q: What is the first thing that PM Manmohan Singh says after waking up in the morning?
A: Good morning, madam.
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Lalu ko tirath yatra par jana tha. Yatra badi lambi thi, lagbhag ek mahine ki. Woh sochne laga ki uske paas itni sari bhains hai. Inki taraf kaun dhyan dega. Phir woh mayawati ke paas chala gaya.
Lalu: Mayawati behen, mein yatra par ja raha hoon. Meri bhainse aapke paas rakhta hoon. Ek mahine baad wapas le jaunga.
Mayawati: Lekin mere pass hi kyon?
Lalu: Bhains ka khayal dusri bhains hi rakh sakthi hai na!
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Q. What do you call a politician who dies his hair white so that he looks experienced?
Ans. Artificial intelligence.
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Reporter: Modi aur Rahul mein kya fark hai? Kaun behetar hai?
Politician: Ek fekta hai to dusra pakadta hai aur aam aadmi yeh tamasha dekhta hai!!
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Chote gaon ka slogan: Polio hatao, gaon bachao.
Bade gaon ka slogan: Garibi hatao, gaon bachao.
Sheher ka slogan: Pollution hatao, sheher bachao.
India ka slogan: Corruption hatao, desh bachao.
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Pure Duniya ka slogan: Pakistan hatao, duniya bachao!
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Rahul Gandhi 10 minute mein 10 baar toilet ko gaya.
Sonia: Pet kharab hai kya beta? Loose motions?
Rahul gussese: Nahin. Pant ki zip nahin khul rahi hai!
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Politician aur Vampire, dono mein kya fark hai?
Ans: Kuch nahin. Dono khoon peete hai. Ek filmo mein aur dusra asal mein.
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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor doctor, meine galati se ek pencil kha li. Ab mein kya karu?
Doctor: Yeh pencil le aur 272 baar likh ki 'mein pencil nahin khaunga'!
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What is the most popular game played by Politicians?
-Musical Chair
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