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How to celebrate the Mobile Day
Please remove the battery and put it in the soapwater for 30 minutes.
Clean the sim card with brush.
Reassemble the mobile. Put kumkumam and Haldi over it.
Then say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!
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Ek chinese India ghumane aagaya.
Woh train se safar kar raha tha.
Usake bajumein ek baniya baitha tha.
Achanak ek mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha.
Chinese ne use pakada aur kha gaya.
Thodi der baad ek doosara matchhar Bania ke sar pe aake gungunane laga.
Baniya ne usako pakad ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Maths Teacher: Samajho tumhare papa ne 500 rupees loan liya.
10 percent interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain.
To batao woh kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi janate.
Bania's son: Mein to maths janata hu sir, par aap mere papa ko nahi janate.
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahin!
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Sardar to Bania friend: Mein apna batwa ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 100 Rs chahiye.
Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kaam aata hai. Yeh lo 10 Rupaye. Riksha karake ghar jao aur apna purse le aao!
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Ek natkhat ladka phone par..
Ladka: Teacher, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Teacher: Aap kaun bol rahe ho?
Ladka: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai. Chawal me se 2-4 patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai. 2-4 patthar nahi chaba sakti kya?
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Democratic difference between India and USA:
"In USA you can kiss at public places but cannot piss."
In India you can piss at public places but cannot kiss."
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