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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?
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A: 3 years!
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Who is the most famous French ant ?
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Napole-ant !
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I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can't think
of a single thing to say!
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What do you call
two Bananas?
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Ans: A pair of slippers!
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What color is a 'chameleon' on a
'water'?
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How can you make a soup very 'rich'?
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Add 24 carrots
[carats] to it!
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What is the quickest way
to double your money ?
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Fold it in half !
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Computer ko surakshit rakhne ke tarike.
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1] Don't buy a computer.
2] If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in.
3] If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Q. What's the fastest way to a child's heart?
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A. Chocolate!
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How do you kill a toy?
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Just remove its batteries.
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