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D: Delicious after 1 peg


R: Romantic after 2 pegs


I: Interesting after 3 pegs


N: Non sense after 4 pegs


k: King after 5 pegs


S: Satayanash after 6 pegs
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
What should be the population control slogan in Pakistan?


Any idea?


Answer:


Hum do hamare do..


uske bad jitne ho...


sabko terrorist bana do!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
A dog thinks:


Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, mujhe clean karta hai, mujhe garden mein ghumane le jata hai. I think he is a God.


A cat thinks:
Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, wash karta hai, doodh pilata hai, mujhe ghumane le jata hai. I must be a God!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Shahrukh Khan aur Pervez Musharraf ek function mein milate hai.


Musharraf: Kaho Shahrukh...kya haal hai janab.


Shahurkh: Kabhi khushi kabhi gum. Aur aapka kya haal hai?


Musharraf: Kya bataon Shahrukh....tumase bhi kya chhipana. Kabhi goli kabhi bumb.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Chemistry aur cooking mein kya difference hai?


Ans: Cooking karate waqt bani hui recipe hum taste kar sakate hai...lekin chemistry lab mein use kiya hua chammach nahin chaat sakate!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Q. What would you call a girl who never laughs?


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.


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Ans: Haseena
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

?

?

?

A: When the door is open!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Why do you go to bed?


??


???


...


Because the bed will not come to you!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Whats the best thing to put into a Chocolate cake ?

..

..

Your teeth !
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?


A: Because he saw another Pakistani doing it on TV!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
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