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D R I N K S
D: Delicious after 1 peg
R: Romantic after 2 pegs
I: Interesting after 3 pegs
N: Non sense after 4 pegs
k: King after 5 pegs
S: Satayanash after 6 pegs
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What should be the population control slogan in Pakistan?
Any idea?
Answer:
Hum do hamare do..
uske bad jitne ho...
sabko terrorist bana do!
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A dog thinks:
Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, mujhe clean karta hai, mujhe garden mein ghumane le jata hai. I think he is a God.
A cat thinks:
Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, wash karta hai, doodh pilata hai, mujhe ghumane le jata hai. I must be a God!
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Shahrukh Khan aur Pervez Musharraf ek function mein milate hai.
Musharraf: Kaho Shahrukh...kya haal hai janab.
Shahurkh: Kabhi khushi kabhi gum. Aur aapka kya haal hai?
Musharraf: Kya bataon Shahrukh....tumase bhi kya chhipana. Kabhi goli kabhi bumb.
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Chemistry aur cooking mein kya difference hai?
Ans: Cooking karate waqt bani hui recipe hum taste kar sakate hai...lekin chemistry lab mein use kiya hua chammach nahin chaat sakate!
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Q. What would you call a girl who never laughs?
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Ans: Haseena
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Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
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A: When the door is open!
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Why do you go to bed?
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Because the bed will not come to you!
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Whats the best thing to put into a Chocolate cake ?
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Your teeth !
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Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?
A: Because he saw another Pakistani doing it on TV!
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