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D: Delicious after 1 peg


R: Romantic after 2 pegs


I: Interesting after 3 pegs


N: Non sense after 4 pegs


k: King after 5 pegs


S: Satayanash after 6 pegs
 
Akash Vaidya
What should be the population control slogan in Pakistan?


Any idea?


Answer:


Hum do hamare do..


uske bad jitne ho...


sabko terrorist bana do!
 
Akash Vaidya
A dog thinks:


Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, mujhe clean karta hai, mujhe garden mein ghumane le jata hai. I think he is a God.


A cat thinks:
Mera malik mujhe khana deta hai, wash karta hai, doodh pilata hai, mujhe ghumane le jata hai. I must be a God!
 
Akash Vaidya
Shahrukh Khan aur Pervez Musharraf ek function mein milate hai.


Musharraf: Kaho Shahrukh...kya haal hai janab.


Shahurkh: Kabhi khushi kabhi gum. Aur aapka kya haal hai?


Musharraf: Kya bataon Shahrukh....tumase bhi kya chhipana. Kabhi goli kabhi bumb.
 
Akash Vaidya
Chemistry aur cooking mein kya difference hai?


Ans: Cooking karate waqt bani hui recipe hum taste kar sakate hai...lekin chemistry lab mein use kiya hua chammach nahin chaat sakate!
 
Akash Vaidya
Q. What would you call a girl who never laughs?


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Ans: Haseena
 
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Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

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?

?

A: When the door is open!
 
Akash Vaidya
Why do you go to bed?


??


???


...


Because the bed will not come to you!
 
Akash Vaidya
Whats the best thing to put into a Chocolate cake ?

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Your teeth !
 
Akash Vaidya
Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?


A: Because he saw another Pakistani doing it on TV!
 
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