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Ek baar ek Chuha sharab pike rastese ja raha tha.


Tabhi samanese ek Billi aagayi.


Yeh dekhake Chuhe ne apana rasta hi badal liya.


Billi: Darpok. Mujhe dekhkar rasta hi badal diya!?


Chuha: Abe ja be ja.. Mein aurat pe haath nahin uthata. Warna teri aaj khair nahi thi!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
What does a kangaroo say when she finds her kid missing?


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Answer: Lagta hai kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
A blonde goes out for a walk.


She comes to a river and finds that another blonde is standing on the opposite bank.


She shouts loudly: I want to cross the river. How can I get to the other side?


The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Do Pakistani terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.


First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?


Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb hai.


First Terrorist: Hmmm.... agar woh bhi fat gaya to?
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Pongal aur Idli mein kya fark hai?


Pongal ko chhutti rehti hai. Idliko nahi.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Ek feku: Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se dusare room tak janeke liye bus ki jaroorat padti hai.


Dusara feku: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi.


Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se doosare room tak call karne ke liye roaming charge lagta hai!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Facebook aur twitter itane popular kyon hue ?


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Kyonki woh janate the ki logon ko khud ke life se jyada dusaro ki life mein jhankana jyada interesting lagta hai.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Imagine karo:


Aap noodles kha rahe ho.


Aur us noodles mein do-teen earthworm luka chhipi khel rahe hai!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
The most wacky definition of high heels!


: A device invented by short women, who get frustrated by constantly being kissed on the forehead.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Ravishankar apane aage shri shri shri 3-4 baar kyon lagate hai ?


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School mein homework nahin karate the.


Isliye teacher unako punishment dete the ki apana naam blackboard par 10 baar likho.


Abhi aadatse majboor ho gaye hai!!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
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