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Ek baar ek Chuha sharab pike rastese ja raha tha.
Tabhi samanese ek Billi aagayi.
Yeh dekhake Chuhe ne apana rasta hi badal liya.
Billi: Darpok. Mujhe dekhkar rasta hi badal diya!?
Chuha: Abe ja be ja.. Mein aurat pe haath nahin uthata. Warna teri aaj khair nahi thi!
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What does a kangaroo say when she finds her kid missing?
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Answer: Lagta hai kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.
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A blonde goes out for a walk.
She comes to a river and finds that another blonde is standing on the opposite bank.
She shouts loudly: I want to cross the river. How can I get to the other side?
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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Do Pakistani terrorists ek car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.
First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?
Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ek aur bomb hai.
First Terrorist: Hmmm.... agar woh bhi fat gaya to?
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Pongal aur Idli mein kya fark hai?
Pongal ko chhutti rehti hai. Idliko nahi.
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Ek feku: Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se dusare room tak janeke liye bus ki jaroorat padti hai.
Dusara feku: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi.
Mera ghar itana bada hai ki ek room se doosare room tak call karne ke liye roaming charge lagta hai!
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Facebook aur twitter itane popular kyon hue ?
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Kyonki woh janate the ki logon ko khud ke life se jyada dusaro ki life mein jhankana jyada interesting lagta hai.
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Imagine karo:
Aap noodles kha rahe ho.
Aur us noodles mein do-teen earthworm luka chhipi khel rahe hai!
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The most wacky definition of high heels!
: A device invented by short women, who get frustrated by constantly being kissed on the forehead.
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Ravishankar apane aage shri shri shri 3-4 baar kyon lagate hai ?
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School mein homework nahin karate the.
Isliye teacher unako punishment dete the ki apana naam blackboard par 10 baar likho.
Abhi aadatse majboor ho gaye hai!!
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