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Q: What did the hat say to the necktie?
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A: You go a-head and I will hang around!
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Ek 'made in China' car aur ek 'made in India' cyle ki aamne saamne jabardast takkar ho gayi. Doosare din akhbaar mein kya khabar aayegi?
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Ans: Cycle ne Car ko thok diya!
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Q: How many Pakistani does it take to fix a light bulb?
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A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
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What do a smart Pakistani and UFOs have in common?
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You always hear about them but never see any!
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Pehla feku: Mere papa ke paas do do BMW car hai!
Dusara feku: Mere papa ke pass to dus dus Mercedes car hai.
Teesra feku: Mere papa to be-kaar hai!!
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Q. Why did the hamburger win the Olympic race?
Ans: Because it's a FAST food!
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Q. Kit Kat khane ke baad tum kaunsa dance karna pasand karoge?
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Break Dance!
Have a break!
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Q. What time is it when you accidently sit on a sharp pin?
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Ans: Spring time!
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamaha-ha-ha
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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
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There is no smoke from an electric train!
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