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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Ans: I've become attached to you!
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What do you call two witches who share a room?
Ans: Broom-mates.
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How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
Shoot the soldier pushing it.
How do you stop a chinese tank ?
There is no need if it is 'made in china'. It will stop automatically!
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Q: What's the difference between trash and the 'made in china' items?
A: Trash get picked up at least once a week!
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Why is the great wall of china one of the seven wonders of the world?
Ans: Because its the only chinese product that has lasted this long time!!
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How do you confuse a chinese man?
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Ans: You don't - they're born that way!
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Ans: Keeps everyone away.
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Father: I want you to return home by eight o'clock.
Daughter: But Father, I'm no longer a child!
Father: I know, that's why I want you home by eight!
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First liar: My daddy is very fat. His width measures 2 meter.
Second liar: My daddy is even more fatter than yours. We had to break our 10 meter door so that he could enter the house!
Third liar: My daddy is so fat it took me a bus just to get on his other side!
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What do you call a pakistani with good table manners?
Ans: Unique!
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