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German: Hum invent karte hai
American: Hum discover karte hai.
Japanese: Hum Innovate karte hai.
India: Hum create karte hai.
Chinese: Hum copy paste karte hai!
 
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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Ans: Sorry, you're not my type.
 
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
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A. Finding half a worm.
 
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
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A. Finding half a worm.
 
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What is long and yellow?
Ans: A banana.

Ok that was easy. Now answer this one.

What is long and yellow and always points north?
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Ans: A magnetic banana.
 
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What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Ans: Stick with me and we will go places!
 
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
Ans: We are free. The dentist is taking us out today!
 
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What do you call a man with a bicycle on his head ?
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Mad !
 
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If the world is getting smaller, why do internet rates keep going up?
 
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Q: What is a bus ?

Ans: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
 
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