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What do cars do at the disco?
Ans: Brake dance!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What's the definition of a monster?
Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Breaking news from Lahore:
Due to an electricity failure in Lahore's biggest shopping mall, pakistani citizens were stuck on the escalator for almost eight hours!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
How can you help a hungry begger?
Give him the bread. He will be happy.

How can you help a paki terrorist?
Give a bullet in his head. Everyone will be happy!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q. You are locked in a room with a Chinese and a Pakistani. You have a gun with only a single bullet. What will you do?
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A. First, kill the chinese with the bullet. Then point the gun towards the pakistani and shout loudly 'dishkiyaoon' !
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What are the two things people don't eat for dinner?
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Breakfast and lunch
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: How do a terrorist greets another terrorist?

A: By blowing themselves!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
How do you start a teddy bear race ?
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Ready, teddy, go !
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What is the most difficult situation u can't resist?
Ans: You have told to sit besides a table having a yummy cake for one hour, but you can't touch it!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Height of positivity
Ganja: Mai Ganja hua to kya hua..mujhe at least dandruff se to mukti mili hai!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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