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Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
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Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?
"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"
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Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.
Funny Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?
Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.
Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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Changu got SMS from his Girl-Friend. written as 'I MISS YOU'.
Changu, After Much Thinking Replied 'I MR. YOU'.
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Teacher : Wots d half of 8 ?
Rajni : 4
Santa : Depend karta hai agr horizontally adha karo toh 0 aur agr veritcally karo toh 3.
For the first time in history , Rajni lost ! Santa rocks....
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