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Sardar Fixed His Marriage on 2nd july.
He Sends lnvitation to His Friends like this ,
Marriage is 0n July 2nd, Please Come on 1st Night and Enjoy....
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Constable -- Sir,humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Chulbul Pande-- usse kya hoga ek truck soda ka or ek truck namkeen ka bhi pakdo........
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Boy: "I sent love leters to my girlfrnd everyday for 3years."Frnd: "Then what happened?" ........Boy:"Nothing finally She maried the postman..
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?1 Murgi ne INDIA PAKISTAN border per ek anda egg diya.... Dono desh 1 ande k liye ladne lage....
Fesla hua joh dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyon ko Kiss karega... Anda uska hoga.......
Indian ne 20,000 pakistani ladkiyon ko kiss kiya, Pakistani excited hoke bole... ab humari bari hai.....
INDIAN : Chodo yaar anda tum rakh ...lo.....
INDIAN ROCKS.....
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Bikhari : 10 Rs . dedo Mobile charge karke Girlfriend ko Phone karna hai,
Man : Waah.... Bikhari ne bhi Girlfrnd banai hai?
Bikhari : Nahi....... g
Girl Friend ne bikhari bana diya.....
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A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'
'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me.'
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Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
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Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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last night
i had a dream of u.
u were traveling in bus!
suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the river.
every1 swim 2save their life, but u wer still swiming searching 4?
u said-??????
"arey!conductor kaha gaya?
saale ne chutta nahi diya
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