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Difference between Problem , Talent and Luck
Two boys love one girl - PROBLEM
One boy love two girls - TALENT
Two girls love one boy - Luck
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Bahu: Maan je wo abhi tak nahi aye kahin kisi dosri aurat k sath .
Saas: are khalmuhi, to hamesha aysa koin sochti hay? Ho sakta hay truck k nechay aa gya ho.
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Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
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Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
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Laden ki Dahashatagiri,
Dauad ne ki dadagiri
Munnabhai ne ki gandhigiri,
DUDH pikar Aap karo KOJAGIRI.
HAPPY KOJAGIRI...
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Two cockroaches were singing" munni badnam hui darling tere liye" immidiately both died..................................................beacuse this song is a HIT
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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON
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This msg has no Fat,
No cholesterol and no Addictive,
This is all natural except,
With a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Happy Birthday
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a nice feeling,
When you know that someone likes you,
Someone thinks about you,
Someone needs you,
But it feels much better,
When you know that,
Someone never forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card.
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Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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