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A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time :
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Monopoly is always damaging Competition improves service!
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Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear this much happiness :
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken. Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.123 456
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