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Pakistani scientists are still thinking over the most difficult question till date.
And the question is
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why did the chicken cross the road?
 
Sahil Malhotra
After Sunday, Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says...
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WTF!
 
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First Pakistani: Look it's a bird.
Second Pakistani: No. It is not a bird. It's a helicopter.
Third Pakistani: No. It's a plane.
Fourth Pakistani: Run. It's a drone!
 
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What should you say to a fool on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
 
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How do you make a pakistani eyes shine bright?

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Shine a torch in his ear!
 
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How do you spot a pakistani citizen in the large crowd?

Ans: Just shout drones... drones.... The one who starts running is the answer!!
 
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What is common between a blonde, a pakistani and a fool?
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Ans: Everything!
 
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Ans: Because their daddies were mummies.
 
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Q: Why do pakistanis have little holes all over their faces?
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A: From eating with forks.
 
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One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Check any three friends. If they're OK, then probably it's you.
 
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