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katarnak pj:
asa konta TARA ahe jo
jaminivar rahato ani thodya divsani akashat jato...??
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MHATARA
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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Wife : How I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day..
Husband : Same here, I wish that you were
a newspaper too so I could have
a new one everyday!
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If my Doctor told me I only had a year to live, I
wouldn't be depressed...I'd just type faster.
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Teacher: "Use the word 'I' in a sentence."
Tommy: "I is.."
Teacher: "No, Tommy, you must say 'I am'."
Tommy: "Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
THATS FAITH.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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God: What is policy?
Dead Man: A contract that keeps us poor all in your life so that you can die rich..
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Son: What is the best thing about turning 70?
Father: In short, no more calls from any policy seller..
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Ravivari kahi program tharvu noko! i am coming to meet u tula baher ghevun jayacay
plz nahi mhanu noko ani konala sangu nako
ki tula
polio drop dyayache!
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