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Q: What is the first thing that 'Superman' says after waking up in the morning?
Ans: Aaj phir underwear bahar se pehen ni padegi! Kaunse kambakhat ne yeh costume design kiya?!
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Q. What did Papa tornado say to the baby tornado?
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A: Go home early today otherwise Tsunami will come!
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Q: How do you sink a Pakistani ship?
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A: Put the ship in the water!
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion!
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What should you buy if your hair falls out ?
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Ans: A good vacuum cleaner !
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Have you seen the famous website www.lockeddoor.com?
Ans: Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into!!
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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
Ans: Envelope!
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Q. A pakistani was falling off a building. What did he asked for?
Ans: Directions !
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Teen feku batein kar rahe the. Teeno shart lagate hai ki jo sabse jyada badi fek marega woh 1 lakh rupaye jeet jayega.
Pehla Feku: Mallika Sherawat abhi se pure kapde pehenegi!
Doosra Feku: Dollar ka bhav girkar niche aa gaya. Ab ek rupaya 50 dollar ke barabar hai!!
Teesra ab soch mein pad gaya ki ab woh kya kahega. Phir woh dheere se bola...
Teesra Feku: Aakhir Manmohan Singh ne apna muh khola!!!
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What do you call an intelligent man in Pakistan?
Ans: A tourist !!
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