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Q: What is the first thing that 'Superman' says after waking up in the morning?

Ans: Aaj phir underwear bahar se pehen ni padegi! Kaunse kambakhat ne yeh costume design kiya?!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q. What did Papa tornado say to the baby tornado?

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A: Go home early today otherwise Tsunami will come!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How do you sink a Pakistani ship?

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A: Put the ship in the water!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

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Ans: A good vacuum cleaner !
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Have you seen the famous website www.lockeddoor.com?

Ans: Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Ans: Envelope!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q. A pakistani was falling off a building. What did he asked for?

Ans: Directions !
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Teen feku batein kar rahe the. Teeno shart lagate hai ki jo sabse jyada badi fek marega woh 1 lakh rupaye jeet jayega.
Pehla Feku: Mallika Sherawat abhi se pure kapde pehenegi!
Doosra Feku: Dollar ka bhav girkar niche aa gaya. Ab ek rupaya 50 dollar ke barabar hai!!
Teesra ab soch mein pad gaya ki ab woh kya kahega. Phir woh dheere se bola...
Teesra Feku: Aakhir Manmohan Singh ne apna muh khola!!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What do you call an intelligent man in Pakistan?

Ans: A tourist !!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
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