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Election mein buri tarah se haar ne ke baad sadmein mein gaya hua Rahul ekdum devdas jaisa ban gaya. Uski halat dekhkar Sonia, Lalu, Mulayam aur Mayawati dukhi hokar gana gane lage:
Sonia: Yeh kiski hai aahat... yeh kiska hai saaya....
Lalu: hui dil mein dastak...
Maya: dekho 'Modi' aaya....
Mulayam: hum pe yeh kisne 'namo' rang daala...
Rahul: khushi ne hamari hame maar dala....oh mamma...hye maar daala!
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Modi aur Rahul Gandhi mein debate chal raha tha.
Modi: Mere paas experience hai, vision hai, sushasan hai, leadership hai. Kya hai tumhare paas..........kya hai?
Rahul: Mere paas................................mere paas 'maa' hai!
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Q: What is the first thing that PM says after waking up?
Ans: Gujrat gujrat.
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Reporter: Thanks for the interview. I'll see you shortly.
Lalu: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!" I am Lalu. Lalu Prasad.
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Sonia: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son:
Rahul Gandhi: I don't know. The dentist kept it.
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Reporter: What has one horn and gives milk?
Rahul Gandhi: A milk truck.
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Reporters: Why Modiji goes for walking in the evening instead of early morning?
Lalu: Modi is PM not AM!
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Q: How does a politician say "I am about to hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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