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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee.
Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Rahul Gandhi: You are genius doctor!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What will happen if the politicians in India go to strike?

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Ans: Nothing! So don't worry!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi: Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !
Waiter: That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: What's delaying the Pakistani space mission program?

Ans: The bottle is ready. The rocket is ready. They are waiting for a matchstick now.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
A Pakistani saw a notice outside a police station which read:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.
So he went in and applied for the job!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: Why are all politicians so noisy?

Ans: They were raised in a zoo!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: Why did rahul gandhi put ice in his pocket?
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A: The teacher said that everyone should carry his own water.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Indian ministers ko kaunsa achar sabse jyada pasand hai?
Aam ka? ........Nahin.
Nimboo ka? ......Nahin.
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Ans: Bhrasht Achar
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi and his teacher are walking along in a park.
Teacher: Rahul, look at the dead bird.
Rahul baba stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Salesman: Want to buy a pocket calculator?
Rahul Gandhi: No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I have got.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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