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How do you stop rahul gandhi?
Just say 'statue'!
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Rahul Gandhi was filling out an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns entitled Name, Age, Address, etc. Then finally he came
to the column 'Salary Expected'.
He thought for a while and wrote:
Salary Expected: Yes
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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, Doctor I think I am a rubber band.
Doctor: Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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Q: How do you confuse a pakistani?
A: You don't. They are born that way!
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Who used most of his brain...Albert Einstein or Rahul Gandhi?
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Ans: You know it better. Judge yourself!
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Q: What do you call a pakistani with a common sense?
A: Eighth wonder.
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Rahul Gandhi pehli baar hospital mein gaya. Usne dekha ki ek wardboy gaadi lekar ja raha tha.
Rahul Gandhi: That's a nice car.
Wardboy: Arre baba, yeh car nahin stretcher hai!
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Famous 'Madame Tussauds' ke management ne Manmohan singh ka mom ka putla banane ka faisla kiya. Measurement lene ke liye artist Delhi pahunch gaye. Lekin measurement liye bina hi woh log wapas chale gaye.
Madame Tussauds ka manager: Tum log bina measurement ke wapis kyon aa gaye?
Artist: Arre sir, uska kya mom ka putla banane ka, woh to pehle se hi putla hai!
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BBC ka reporter Manmohan Singh ka interview le raha tha.
Reporter: Kaphi saal se aap rajneeti mein hai.
Manmohan: Jee haan..madam ki meherbani.
Reporter: To itne saalo mein aapka sabse bada inspiration kya raha?
Manmohan: Iska jawab to ekdum aasan hai.
Reporter: Kya?
Manmohan: Gandhi ji ke teen bandar.
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India mein feku logon ki national competition chal rahi thi. Final mein teen feku pahunch gaye the. Jo sabse jyada fekega usko hi award milne wala tha.
Pehla feku: India ke road driving ke liye sabse best hai. Ekdum smooth.
Dusra feku: 1 rupee - 50 dollars hote hai.
Lekin award to teesre feku ko mil gaya. Usne aise kya kaha ki award par uska kabja ho gaya?
Usne kaha ki "Rahul Gandhi is very young and intelligent."
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