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Q: How does rahul gandhi interpret the number 420?
A: He thinks that it must be a helpline number!
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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a prime minister!
Psychiatrist: Just take these pills three times a day.
Rahul: And, if they don't work....
Psychiatrist: ....then god help us!
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Why did rahul gandhi cut a hole in his new umbrella ?
Ans: Because he wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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What kind of book did rahul gandhi like to read?
Ans: Nursery Rhymes.
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How do you make rahul gandhi think?
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Ans: Hmmm...its difficult...extremely difficult.
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Lalu Prasad ko 5 saal ki saja sunayi gayi aur Lalu jail mein gaya.
Lalu: Arre oh jailor, yahaan to koi TV bhi nahin. Mera entertainment kaun karega?
Jailor: ??
Lalu: Chal koi kavita ya shayari suna.... chal..
Jailor: Samose mein aloo, jungle mein bhaloo aur jail mein Lalooooooooo!
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Q: Rahul, Sonia, and Manmohan are in a boat. The boat sinks.
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A: India!
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Rahul Gandhi called Technical Support to say his brand-new computer wouldn't work. He said he unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when he pressed the power switch, he asked "What power switch?"
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Did you hear about Mayawati who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 kg in a week!
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Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a slice of bread.
Doctor: Don't worry. Relax. I will not eat you!
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