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Rahul Gandhi ko KBC mein invite kiya jata hai.
Amitabh: To yeh raha aap ka sawal.

Q. Which is the first letter of the alphabet?
a. A
b. B
c. C
d. D

Rahul: Bada confuse kar diya yaar. Pehle to yeh batao ki options kaunse hai aur answers kaunse hai!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi ko school mein ek award mil gaya. Teacher ne kaha ki do char shabd thoda bhashan kar do.
Rahul: I want to say thank you not only to my dad and mom but to my parents also!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Reporter: Rahul jee, 31st December ke baad aapka new year resolution kya hoga?
Rahul: No more day dreaming!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Eiffel tower ko dekhkar Lalu Prasad kya kehta hai?
Hamare yahaan hota to dusre din chor-bazar mein milta.
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Manmohan Singh apna muh kyon nahin kholta?
Ans: Fevicol ka jod hai, jaldi niklega nahin!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Lalu prasad patna mein ja raha tha tabhi ek dehati aadmi ne usase madad maangi.
Lalu: Kya hua? Kya madad chahiye?
Dehati: Meri do bhains kho gayi hai. Meri madad karo.
Lalu: Chalo mein tumhare saath chalta hoon. Dono milke dhoondhte hai.
Tabhi samnese mayawati aati hai.
Lalu: Yeh lo, ek bhainswa to mil gayi, ab dusari dhoond te hai!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Lalu prasad ko kisine ek naya iPhone gift diya.
Lalu: Arre yeh ka kharab phunva diya humko.....lagta hai apple buttonwa lagana bhool gaya!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
When the cat's away......the house smells better !
And when the ministers are away....the country feels better!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
How can you tell that the person on another side of the phone is Rahul Gandhi?
It's very simple. Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Q. How do you confuse Rahul Gandhi?
A. Put him in a circular room and tell him to sit in the corner.
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
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