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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Politics, it seems to me,
for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with
right or left instead of right or wrong.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles,
others their principles for
the sake of their party.
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Mayawati was talking about Family Planing and Birth control in Parliament
Lalu got Angry and said
Hey babe When U cant Play the Game
Don’t make Rules fro Champions
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1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
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Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
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Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
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Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
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Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!
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Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
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