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Banta: Arre Santa, tu refrigerator mein ghushkar kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Gussa thanda kar raha hoon!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Banta: Arre Santa, yeh computer lekar tu kaha ja raha hai?
Santa: Doctor ke paas. Do ghante se screen par dikha raha hai ki 'infected with virus'. Pata hi nahin chal raha hai ki dawai kidhar se andar dalu!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: Look, Banta, here are some 'tiger' tracks.
Banta: Good. You see where they go and I will find out where they came from!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa bahut pareshan tha. Lottery ka ticket jeet nahin pa raha tha.
Banta: Arre Santa. Kya hua. Itna pareshan kyon hai?
Santa: Kya batau yaar. Kai mahino se mein try kar raha hoon lekin lottery hi nahin lag rahi hai. Aaj bhi nahin lagi.
Banta: Tera ticket aur aaj ka newspaper dikhao.
Santa [khush hokar]:Tune to mera problem hi solve kar diya yaar.
Banta: Kaise???
Santa: Arre ticket nikal na padta hai yeh to mujhe ab pata chala!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: How can you practice your guitar and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Banta: Easy. I have two ears!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek baar Santa
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE and MURDER .."

Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..."
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
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