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Banta: Arre Santa, tu refrigerator mein ghushkar kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Gussa thanda kar raha hoon!
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Banta: Arre Santa, yeh computer lekar tu kaha ja raha hai?
Santa: Doctor ke paas. Do ghante se screen par dikha raha hai ki 'infected with virus'. Pata hi nahin chal raha hai ki dawai kidhar se andar dalu!
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Santa: Look, Banta, here are some 'tiger' tracks.
Banta: Good. You see where they go and I will find out where they came from!
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Santa bahut pareshan tha. Lottery ka ticket jeet nahin pa raha tha.
Banta: Arre Santa. Kya hua. Itna pareshan kyon hai?
Santa: Kya batau yaar. Kai mahino se mein try kar raha hoon lekin lottery hi nahin lag rahi hai. Aaj bhi nahin lagi.
Banta: Tera ticket aur aaj ka newspaper dikhao.
Santa [khush hokar]:Tune to mera problem hi solve kar diya yaar.
Banta: Kaise???
Santa: Arre ticket nikal na padta hai yeh to mujhe ab pata chala!!
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Santa: How can you practice your guitar and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Banta: Easy. I have two ears!
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Ek baar Santa
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE and MURDER .."
Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..."
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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
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Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
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