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Santa: Doctor, yeh dawa to kaun se bhi medical stores mein mil naheen rahi hai!


Doctor: Jara parchi dikhao.


Santa: Yeh lo.


Doctor: Arre! Yeh to mera visiting card hai..
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek din Santa ne Facebook pe apana account khol diya.


Ab woh soch mein pad gaya ki Facebook ke wall pe kya likhu.


Bahot sochane ke baad usane likha:


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Yahan poster chipkana aur peshab karana mana hai.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa Shopping mall mein takriban 5 ghanta ataka raha.


Kaise ?


Woh escalator pe tha tabhi bijlee chali gayi.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?


Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai ke "Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 12am."
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Banta: Honeymoon kaisa raha?


Santa: Mein apane honeymoon ko gaya hi nahi. Tumhara kaise raha.


Banta: Honeymoon bhi hua aur 50 percent savings bhi hogayi.


Santa: Kaise?


Banta: Mein honeymoon ko akela hi chala gaya.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa doctor banana chahta tha, lekin entrance exam mein hi fail hogaya.
Usake sample answers:


Protein: professional teenagers


Virus: Vi naam ke falon ka ras


Chlorofarm: Ek famous Farmhouse


DNA: Do not answer


Evolution: Pollution ka bada bhai


Glucose: Fevicol ka ek prakar
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek bar Santa aur Banta raste se ja rahe the. Raste mein unako ek aaina pada hua mila. Santa ne aaine mein apana chehra dekha.


Santa: Arre.. iss chehre ko maine pehle kahin to dekha hai!


Banta: La bhai.. mujhe dekhane de.


Banta ne aaina liya aur usmein dekha.


Banta: Are itani jaldi bhool gaya.. yeh to mein hoon!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q: Why Santa bring ladder to the singing class?

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A: Teacher wanted him to sing at a higher level!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: Yeh Bill Gates ka maths bahut hi kachcha hai..
Banta: Woh kaise?
Santa: Yeh dekhona..Microsoft ne pehle Windows 95 nikala.., then 98, then 7 and ab Windows 8!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Why did Santa Sing go into the ladies toilet ?

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He wanted to repeat Columbus footsteps to go where no man has been before !
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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