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Santa Gym join karta hai.
Gym Instructor: Apni peeth par let jao aur apne pair cycle ki tarah ghumao.
Santa: Theek hai..
Gym Instructor: Tum yeh kya kar rahe ho Santa. Apane pair ghumao.
Santa: Pehle chabi to ghumao!
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Santa ki wife pregnat hogayi. Santa use hospital leke gaya.
Thodi hi der mein uski wife ne judwa bachchon ko janam diya.
Santa [gussese]: Ek bachcha to mera hai yeh mein samajh gaya....ab batao yeh dusara bachcha kiska hai kamini?!
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Why did Santa's son take his bicycle to bed
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Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep!
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Q. KBC mein Santa 'hot seat' par baith ne se kyon mana karta hai?
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A. Apani pant jalnese bachane ke liye!!
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Santa: How do you turn on your computer... with your left hand or your right hand?
Banta: My right hand.
Santa: Me also! But most stupid people have to use the on]off switch!!
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Santa aur Banta kafi der se machhli pakad ne ki koshish kar rahe the. Sham hone ko aayi lekin woh ek bhi machhli pakad nahi paye.
Santa: Chal Banta, ghar jate hai. Kal kisi dusre swimming tank mein koshish karte hai.
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Santa aur Banta drive kar rahe the. Unhone raste ke baju mein car park ki aur ice-cream khane ke liye gadi se utar gaye. Tabhi waha se traffic police ki gadi aagayi. NO PARKING mein gadi dekhkar woh car utha ke le gaye.
Banta: Arre Santa, ...traffic police tumhari car le ja rahe hai!
Santa: Le jane do! Chabi to mere paas hai!!!
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Banta: Tum yeh ped ke neeche kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Mujhe ped ke upar jana hai. Woh aam dekh rahe ho?
Banta: To tum neeche kyon khade ho?!
Santa: Lift ka intezarr kar raha hoon!
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Santa: Kafi dino se soch raha hoon ki ek din chand par jaroor jayenge!
Banta: To problem kya hai? Chalo aaj hi chalte hai.
Santa: Dikkat to yahi hai na ki aaj amavasya hai.
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Santa: Tumne socks ulte kyon pehne hai?
Banta: Arre socks ko baharse hole gira hai!
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