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Santa Gym join karta hai.


Gym Instructor: Apni peeth par let jao aur apne pair cycle ki tarah ghumao.

Santa: Theek hai..

Gym Instructor: Tum yeh kya kar rahe ho Santa. Apane pair ghumao.

Santa: Pehle chabi to ghumao!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa ki wife pregnat hogayi. Santa use hospital leke gaya.

Thodi hi der mein uski wife ne judwa bachchon ko janam diya.

Santa [gussese]: Ek bachcha to mera hai yeh mein samajh gaya....ab batao yeh dusara bachcha kiska hai kamini?!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Why did Santa's son take his bicycle to bed

with him?

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Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Q. KBC mein Santa 'hot seat' par baith ne se kyon mana karta hai?

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A. Apani pant jalnese bachane ke liye!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: How do you turn on your computer... with your left hand or your right hand?

Banta: My right hand.

Santa: Me also! But most stupid people have to use the on]off switch!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa aur Banta kafi der se machhli pakad ne ki koshish kar rahe the. Sham hone ko aayi lekin woh ek bhi machhli pakad nahi paye.

Santa: Chal Banta, ghar jate hai. Kal kisi dusre swimming tank mein koshish karte hai.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa aur Banta drive kar rahe the. Unhone raste ke baju mein car park ki aur ice-cream khane ke liye gadi se utar gaye. Tabhi waha se traffic police ki gadi aagayi. NO PARKING mein gadi dekhkar woh car utha ke le gaye.

Banta: Arre Santa, ...traffic police tumhari car le ja rahe hai!

Santa: Le jane do! Chabi to mere paas hai!!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Banta: Tum yeh ped ke neeche kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Mujhe ped ke upar jana hai. Woh aam dekh rahe ho?

Banta: To tum neeche kyon khade ho?!

Santa: Lift ka intezarr kar raha hoon!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: Kafi dino se soch raha hoon ki ek din chand par jaroor jayenge!

Banta: To problem kya hai? Chalo aaj hi chalte hai.

Santa: Dikkat to yahi hai na ki aaj amavasya hai.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: Tumne socks ulte kyon pehne hai?
Banta: Arre socks ko baharse hole gira hai!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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