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Santa: I haven't slept properly for the past two nights.
Banta: Why's that?
Santa: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn't walk upstairs. You should hear the noise when she climbs up the drainpipe.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Once Santa and Banta caught in desert.
Santa: I am so thirsty that my tongue is hanging out.
Banta: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: What happened to your head?
Banta: A tomato fell on my head. Then I went to doctor.
Santa: But its only a tomato!
Banta: The tomato was in a box...you idiot!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek makan malik ne logo se tang aakar deewar par likh diya: Yaha kutte susu karte hain.
Ek deen Santa aur Banta udhar se jaa rahe the. Santa ne deewar par jo likha tha woh padha. Phir Santa ne waha susu kiya.
Santa: Ab dekho mera kamaal. Susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek din Santa aur Banta apne kutte ke saath 'Sholay' dekhne gaye.
Film ke dauran Veeru kehta hai: Basanti, in kutton ke saamne mat naachna.
Santa gussa hokar jor se bola: Arre kutte ka bhi ticket nikala hai maine, kaise nahin nachegi Basanti mein bhi dekhta hoon!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa's son: Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?

Santa: Okay, but don't stand too close!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
What did santa banta do with the dead battery?
Ans: They buried it!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: What do you do if you find Aladdin's magic lamp?
Banta: I don't need lamps anymore. We already have electricity in the house!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Santa: There are some empty beer bottles in your fridge?
Banta: They are for those who don't drink!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Banta: Arre woh chor tumhari ghadi lekar bhag raha hai!
Santa: Bhagne do. Warranty card to mere paas hai.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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