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Sonia and his son rahul visits a Zoo in Italy. They were standing outside the elephant's cage.
Sonia: Lets get out of here rahul. If we stand around here long enough, one of the workers will throw some food at us!!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What's the difference between a Banana and rahul gandhi?

Ans: We can at least eat the Banana!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Reporter: What do you call 1,000 heavily armed Pakistani soldiers at the Indian border?
Musharraf: That means remaining 99000 are already dead!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How can you steal the window seat of rahul gandhi on a plane going to Italy?
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Ans: Tell him the seats that are going to Italy are all in the middle row!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: Why will rahul gandhi laugh at a joke two times?
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A: Once when you tell it, and once when he understands it.
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Sonia aur rahul south africa mein jungle safari karne gaye. Junglee janwar dekhte dekhte rahul achanak ruk gaya.
Sonia: Kya hua rahul baba? Ruk kyon gaye?
Rahul: Saamne dekho mamma. Zebra cross kar raha hai!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Agar koi politician apne desh mein bhashan deta hai to woh kaise shuruat karta hai?
American: Ladies and gentelemen
Indian: Deviyon aur sajjjano
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Pakistan: Kutto aur kamino.
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Ek baar American president Obama India ke visit par aaya. India ke president ne uska swagat kiya.
Obama: Kya aap mujhe Delhi ghuma sakte ho kya.
Indian President: Chalo dikhate hai. Yeh raha Lal Qila. Yeh raha Qutub minar. Aur yeh raha hamara parliament.
Obama: Parliament to bahut achha hai. Lekin yeh kone mein kiska statue hai?
Indian President: Arre, woh statue nahin...hamare prime minister manmohan hai!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi: I have been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website.
Customer care: That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen!!
 
Sahil Malhotra
Sahil
Joke: 137
Classified: 10
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