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What is the best advice to be given to Rahul Gandhi?

Ans: Stay away from politics!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
How do you measure Rahul Gandhi's intelligence?

Ans: By asking a question: what is two plus two ?!!!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi: I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Sonia: Did you?
Rahul: I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep !!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi ko ek sadhubaba dikhayi dete hai.
Rahul : Mujhe ashirwad deejiye baba.
Sadhu: Kya chahte ho bachche?
Rahul: Mujhe bhavishya mein desh ko chalana hai....
Sadhu: Desh ki chinta chhodo... pehle khud to theek se chalna seekh lo !!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
What is Rahul Gandhi's favourite book ?

Ans: Learn alphabets is easy steps!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: Can Rahul Gandhi be able to change a light bulb?

Ans: Yes, if he can given a training for a week!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Manmohan Singh and Sonia went hunting. Manmohan saw a large bird fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.
Sonia: Hey, the rifle is not loaded.
Manmohan: I can't wait. The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Rahul Gandhi Kaun Banega Crorepati khel raha tha.
Amitabh: Rahul ji, aap ek crore se bus ek kadam hi door hai. To yeh raha aapka aakhri sawal:
Q. Kya aap prime minister banana chahoge?
a. Haan
b. Nahin
c. Pata nahin
d. Kabhi haan kabhi naa

Rahul: Saare jawab galat hai. Asli jawab hai: Mammi ko pata hai!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Project Management and mathematics of corruption:

A minister: Potential for corruption
Two ministers: Possibility of corruption
Three ministers: Planning of corruption
Five ministers: Preparation for Corruption
Ten Ministers: Execution of corruption
Prime Minister: Delivery of corruption
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Reporter: What is an autograph?

Rahul Gandhi: It is a chart showing sales figures for cars!
 
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Kapil
Joke: 534
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