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Khabar aayi hai ki China ke kam se kam 100 soldiers Indian border ke andar ghus aaye hai.
Reporters: To aap ka kya decision hai?
Manmohan: Hum eent ka jawaab patthar se denge. Sare deshwasi aaj se chinese nahin khayenge!
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Rahul Gandhi garden mein cycle chalana seekh raha tha. Cycle chalate chalate woh over confidant hogaya aur...
Rahul: Look, Mummy! No hands!
Sonia: Good.. continue..
Rahul: Look, Mummy! No feet!
Sonia: Waaah!
Rahul: Look, Mummy! No teeth!!!
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Once Lalu and Mayawati went to USA. They hired a car and started driving to Las Vegas.
Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: CLEAN REST ROOMS.
By the time they reached to Vegas, they cleaned total 120 rest rooms!!
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Rahul Gandhi: Mummy, birthday ka cake mein apne hatho se banaunga.
Sonia: Theek hai...lekin sambhalkar.
Thodi der baad...
Rahul: Mummy cake ready hai!
Sonia: Arre lekin candles kidhar hai?
Rahul: Woh to oven mein hi pighal gayi!
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Sonia: Beta kya hua tumhe? Tum ro kyun rahe ho?
Rahul: Kuch nahin mummy. Ghode ke upar se gir gaya.
Sonia ko bahut gussa aaya. Usne secretary ko bulaya.
Sonia: Secretary, mera beta ghode se kaise gir gaya? Ghode ko training nahin di thi kya?
Secretary: Lekin...
Sonia: Lekin wekin kuch nahin...aap ko pata nahin kya Rahul hamara bhavishya hai!
Secretary: Lekin Rahul baba khilaune wale ghode ke upar se gire!!!
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What is the difference between a politician and vampire?
Ans: Vampire only suck blood. A politician will suck your blood as well as hard earned money!
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Did you hear this story about Rahul Gandhi?
He stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
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Why are you crying, rahul baba ?' asked sonia.
rahul: Because my new shoes hurt.
sonia: That's because you have put them on the wrong feet!
rahul: But they are the only feet I have!!
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Q: Why couldn't rahul baba write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because he didn't know which one came first!
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Q: How do you keep rahul gandhi in suspense?
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Ans: Give him a mirror and tell him to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'
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