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What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
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Ans: One of them is organized!
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Obama: This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.
Wife: Did it win?
Obama: No, it came seventh.
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Rahul ko sonia ne dukaan mein oil lene bheja.
Rahul bottle kharid leta hai aur dhyan se bottle ko dekhta hai. Phir ekdum chillane lagta hai..
Rahul: Mera free gift kidhar hai jo oil ke bottle pe likha hai?
Dukaandar: Iske saath koi gift nahin hai baba.
Rahul : Ispe to likha hai 'CHOLESTROL FREE' !!
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Sonia kabse rahul baba ko phone kar rahi thi. Lekin woh to phone utha nahin raha tha. Aakhir usne phone uthaya.
Sonia: Arre kidhar hai tu. Election ki kitni taiyyari karni hai. Aur tu phone kyon nahin utha raha tha?
Rahul ne sharmate hue kaha: Mein to 'ringtone' par naach raha tha!!
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Q: What do Rahul Gandhi and a statue have in common ?
A: They do nothing!
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A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from Delhi to Italy. Rahul Gandhi was also there. At last he could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Did you hear about the funny incident?
One day rahul gandhi wrote himself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived he didn't know who it was from!!
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Ek din Lalu Prasad apni bhais ko lekar horse racing ground pe jata hai.
Race course ka manager: Yaha gadhe nahin sirf ghode daudte hai.
Lalu: Yeh gadha nahin bhaiswa hai.
Race course ka manager: Lekin mein to gadhe ko hi keh raha hoon!
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India aur USA mein relations badhane ke liye Manmohan Singh aur Obama ek din meeting rakhte hai. Meeting ke baad dono mein baat cheet hoti hai. Dono apne apne desh ke gun gane lagte hai.
Obama: Hamare yahan ke roads to dekho. Ekdum chakachak aur smooth. Ek city se dusre city mein aadmi bus dus minute mein pahunch jata hai!
Manmohan: Yeh to kuch nahin. Hamare yahan aakar India ke roads to dekho. Ek city se aadmi nikla to do minute mein hospital pahunch jata hai!!
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What's the difference between rahul gandhi and a biscuit?
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Ans: You can't dip rahul gandhi in your tea!
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