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Maggi ke baad Mantos ki bhi Janch Honi Chahiye
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Kitna khaa chuka hu lekin dimag ki batti aaj tak nahi jali yaar
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Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....
Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!
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My dear friends do you know MY Life
Is Running successfully on a simple principle
"Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
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Aaj ke jamane me aap appne dost ke sachha dost taab tak sabit nahi ho sakte jaab tak
aap aapne single dost ki kahi setting na karwa de.......
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
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Police : Park main aise tum duno kyun baithe hoh
Man : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Man : Iska husbnad nahi manega.....
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I’am looking 4 a bank loan which can perform 2 things..
give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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Jailer to Qaidi– Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
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Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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aur
Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
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80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...
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