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A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop.
How do you describe this is one word?
TiTU : MOTIVATING!
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Santa got an invitation to a party which said ‘Red Tie Only.”
When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
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Judge-tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hai kal tumko phasi par
latkaya jayega
Santa-Sir, lekin utara kaab jayega..Dukan bhi to kholni hai
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mard mirch ki tarah tikha aur tej hota hai
Magar mirch kitne bhi tej kyo na ho-aurat uska
achar dal deti hai
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
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Me aapko ENGLISH ka 1 word bhejta hu,
Jise aap aage se padho ya pichhe se,
aapko aapka hi naam dikhai dega,
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- U L L U
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Pe-peep Pe”peep
Pe-peep
Peep peep Pe’peep
Ghng ghngg
P-peep
Pe’peep
Pe”peep
Saaamnay se hatJaaao
SMS aa raha hai
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Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
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Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?
Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is
Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai.......
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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha.
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