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17century mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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GOD: I can't b evrywhere so I created MOTHER.
DEVIL: I too can't b evrywhere soI created GIRLS.
GOD: Dont worry I hav created BOYS to change them to MOTHERS!
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Teacher: where is everest?
Student: I don kno..
Teacher: U Stand on the desk!
Student: stil cannot see ma'am
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two..
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Santa road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to santa bola :
"sahab saboot to utha lo"!
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One day,
I Kicked lion's face
I puld tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I threw elphants
then TOY SHOP OWNER kickd me out..!
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Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai?
Boy: 3 , present, past, future
Sir: gud
Exampl do
Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha,
Aaj pyar karta hu,
kal bhaga k le jaunga.
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Drinkers Movies Banate Toh-
1]Soda Akbar
2]Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
3]Rum De Basanti
4]Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
5]Beer Zaara
6]Bewde Zameen Par.
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Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai
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