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Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe
Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha..
Bf: Phir ?
Girl:Phir Kya,
Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai
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Yahoooooo…….!
Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab Taiyyar hai
BUS AB..
Padhna baki hai …
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI
SMART HAI
CHARMING HAI TO
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR
GALAT FEHMI MAT PALIYE.
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Pati: What’s hypnotism?
Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.
Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein
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Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok….
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
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Shayari by Sardar-
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .
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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2
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