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Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane and press button and u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas
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u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.
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Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai
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Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai
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Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola
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Sharma: Roz subah 25 cute girls mera intezaar karti hain..
verma: Woh kaise?
Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”
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Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile.
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye.
Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad
Uska Pani .
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filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
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Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..
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Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb and Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest..
Husband:A Gentle Push..
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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !
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