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Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane and press button and u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas
 
Akash Vaidya
u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.
 
Akash Vaidya
Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai
!
!
Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai
 
Akash Vaidya
Gunde ka beta oral exam mein fail ho gaya aur aakar apne baap se bola: Un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulad hai, saala kuch bhi nahi bola
 
Akash Vaidya
Sharma: Roz subah 25 cute girls mera intezaar karti hain..
verma: Woh kaise?
Sharma: Main Girls College ki Van ka driver hun!!
 
Akash Vaidya
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.
Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile.
Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye.
Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni
Aur
Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad
Uska Pani .
 
Akash Vaidya
filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
.
Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..
 
Akash Vaidya
Wife:What Will You Give Me If I Successfully Climb and Reach The Top Of The Great Mt.Everest..
Husband:A Gentle Push..
 
Akash Vaidya
Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?
Yes !
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !
 
Akash Vaidya
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