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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
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Height of addiction:
In a school form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!
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1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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I was sitting alone, moon asked me, "Do
you remember your friends, if they don't
remember you?" I turned back to him
and replied, "Tu apna kaam kar na takle..!
Kyoon dimag ka dahi kar raha hain."
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Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
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Santa - Banta were sitting in a kabristan and were talking.
Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai
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