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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
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A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
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Q: "NAARI" ka matlab kya he?
Ans: "NAARI" ka matlab he Shakti,
To phir "Purush" ka matlab kya he?
Very simple..............."Sehan Shakti"
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Girl:-If we get married stop smoking...
Boy:-Ok!
Girl:-Drinking too..
Boy:-Ok!!
Girl:-And going to the night club too...
Boy:-Yes...
Girl:-What else can you leave?
Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A VERY FUNNY QUOTE :
"Come like A horse, Sit Like A Thief,
And
Go like KING.... !!! ""
-- This Slogan was written on A ...
" Toilet Door "
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”
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Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:
Q: What is you father name?
Pathan: Plz Options?
A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!
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