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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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I was sitting alone, moon asked me, "Do you remember your friends, if they don't remember you?" I turned back to him and replied, "Tu apna kaam kar na takle..! Kyoon dimag ka dahi kar raha hain."
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Ham raat ki tanhai me aapki awaj sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat aao hamare khwabo me ham "BHUT PRET" se darte hai
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Change can not be given to you everytime, You must bring the change
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Great lines said by Mr. Sakharam a bus cunductor Now read it again
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Sardar: Mujhe shhadi p sasural se BMW milli hai. Friend: Lakin maine to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi. Sardar: Oye BMW ka matlab "Bahut Moti Wife"!!!!!!!!!
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In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”
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A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: What happened?
She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?
I said-yes and give me 50 pages of work.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…
Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?
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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
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