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Ek time tha
jab log apne gharo ke saamne
likhte the swagatam
fir likhne lage welcome
aur ab likhte hai
kutto se saavdhan
kya zamana aa gaya!
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Mai bhi valentine's day manuga
jis girl ne mughe refuse kiya hai
uske maa baap ko phone karke uski "location" batauga..........
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Tujhe kya laga tu chhor ke chali jayegi to me maar jauga
Chal hatt....Ladki hai tu koi oxygen nahi
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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
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1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya?
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu
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Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche the
wo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
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Pahli baar me laga wo meri hai Uski aakhe samundar se bhi gahri hai propose kar kar ke thak gaya Phir pata chala, wo bahri hai.....
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