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Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
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Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
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4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho.....??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya...??
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Banta: What’s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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Sardar bought a new mobile.
He send message to everyone from his Cell
“My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is nokia 6600?
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Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
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ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS
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Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
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How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
and pour a spoon of Poison ….
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Santa studying in 8th standard,
went to buy his books.
Shopkeeper:sorry we dont have
the english book for 8th.
Santa:no prbm, give me 2 books of 4th std.
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