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Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What's striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
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