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Q: Why do cats chase birds?
A: For a lark!
 
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Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!
 
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Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!
 
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Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
 
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Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!
 
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Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!
 
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Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
 
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Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
 
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Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
 
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