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Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
 
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Q: Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
A: There was some money in the kitty!
 
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Q: What cat purrs more than any other?
A: Purrsians!
 
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Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
 
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Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?
A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
 
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Q: There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None. They were all copy cats!
 
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Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
A: Because she heard fowl language!
 
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Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!
 
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Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
A: An acrocat!
 
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Q: What do cats read in the morning?
A: Mewspapers!
 
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