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Q: What do tigers wear in bed?
A: Stripey pyjamas!
 
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Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
 
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Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!
 
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Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!
 
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Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
 
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Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
 
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Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!
 
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Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
 
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Q: Why did the cat sleep under the car?
A: Because she wanted to wake up oily!
 
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