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Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought..i thought ..i thought about it and wrote THUNK..
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?

Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
 
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Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar .....
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady.

Santa:I have seen u some where.

Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: i'have done diploma in interior designing
 
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Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator and take left turn.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
Joke: 234
Classified: 6
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
 
Akash Vaidya
Akash
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