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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women and said: No more, no more
Santa: Salea Morniya char liya, meri bari no more.
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Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.
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Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.
Servicing Man: Memory card hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
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Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai.
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Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha.
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