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Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
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Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Santa : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
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Sardarji exam me ak larki se nakal kar rhe the
Exminar ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
Usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baki hissa Jiya k paper me hai..
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English Teacher:
"Wo ladki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir ladki 2 number hai....
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Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
Deedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai......
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Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baatein Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye
Sardar: Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli
FM Radio Le Lo.
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Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
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Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:
Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do..
Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
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Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdarji : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
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Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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