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The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
 
Rakesh Kadu
Rakesh
Joke: 204
Classified: 3
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