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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON
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Sardarji Ne A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti Ha?
Sardar:
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Tabhi to Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Ha.
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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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Santa went to temple and saw people puting coin in box and praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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A tiger killed a sardarji in Zoo.
A man asked why did u only killed sardarji in crowd?
Tiger: Aur kya karta. saala kab se keh rha tha
"itni badi billi, itni badi billi"..................
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